Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
16.06.2025 05:49

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I actually pay taxes
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I know who the president of Turkey really is
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I see through liars
When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
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I have complete contempt for fakery
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I can read
Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
Can I know a love story of a medical student?
I have a reading level above third grade
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I don’t cotton to rapists
I understand how hurricane paths work
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I can count
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I don’t buy bullshit